You found Mommy! I’m flattered, really, that you’ve missed me so much that the time it will take for me to tinkle and flush is an eternity you cannot endure. Leaving already? Goodb-
I can’t find the toilet paper in the dark.
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that cynking feeling 
Story of my life. LOL.
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You made me laugh. A toilet paper.
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OMG…this is my life! LOL This made me laugh!
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Hahaha! That’s funny. Good one!
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Man, that good-natured voice is fantastic. And the title’s a killer!
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I’m glad you liked the voice in this. I was worried about the title, so thanks for that!
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I love this little piece. Different but similar: the dogs always have to be in the bathroom when I’m there. Is there “no room of our own?”
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Roscoe isn’t quite as clingy any more. Showing his age, he’d rather sleep than trudge after me into the bathroom.
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Aw..Philip is so cute. I am so glad I get to pee alone now š
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Kind of regretting that I taught him how to turn off the lights. š
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*hahahaha* I love this, Cyn. The whole tone, the kind of resigned exasperation, everything.
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I tried something more “artsy,” but true stories inspired by Philip just can’t be beat.
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Sometimes you just have to go with what works. You never miss with your Philip stories – they ring so true. They are 100% authentically you, and you can’t beat that.
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Ha! So cute!
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Ha! My biggest complaint as a mommy has always been, “I just want to pee in peace and private!”
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That’s just not fair.
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I’m not sure whose side you are on.
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I’m on your side, Cyn.
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lol!! This has happened to me!
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That is AWESOME. You gave me a great laugh. š
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