both hands and a flashlight

You found Mommy! I’m flattered, really, that you’ve missed me so much that the time it will take for me to tinkle and flush is an eternity you cannot endure. Leaving already? Goodb-

I can’t find the toilet paper in the dark.

21 thoughts on “both hands and a flashlight

      1. Sometimes you just have to go with what works. You never miss with your Philip stories – they ring so true. They are 100% authentically you, and you can’t beat that.

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