How about a “this song could’ve sent me to jail?” The Doors come on baby get higher:) Or Carrie Underwood doing a little grand larceny beating up her boyfriends truck? Blondie gets arrested after seeing Aliens in Rapture Or even to be funnier: Joe Cocker you can leave your hat on, so if I left just my hat on I would be arrested for indecent exposure. Trust me it wouldn’t be pretty!
I don’t know why, but I got it in my head that I had to come up with a newspaper headline for the songs that I picked that explained the crime. I had a lot of fun picking my five felony melodies. I hope you enjoy them.
The crime: ARSON
The headline: Witness describes encounter with pyromaniac
The crime: PROSTITUTION
The headline: Undercover sting results in the arrests of several high-priced call girls
The crime: BURGLARY
The headline: Victim confronts thief, invites him to steal from her again
The crime: PERJURY
The headline: Testimony thrown out, witness accused of perjury
The crime: MURDER FOR HIRE
The headline: Discount contract killer arrested